There are four types of rendezvous'.

1st there is the relaxed: "Sunglasses are not allowed."

2nd is the mild: "Keep that bottled water hidden and out of sight." - (I belong to one of these!)

3rd is the tough: "Don't think about bringing your aluminum cot!"

4th is the hardcore: "I'm sorry but your tent poles are made of the wrong type of wood."

Get the point?